π§ About This Extremely Soft Human π§
Greetings, weary internet traveler! You have stumbled upon the plushest corner of the world wide web! This is where Leonhard (aka Leonweich, aka The Marshmallow, aka "he apologized to a doorframe once") lives in digital form.
Legend has it he once let someone merge into traffic AND thanked them for it. Where Lorenz is hard, Leonhard is soft β it is, quite literally, the opposite. That's the whole website. That's the bit.
π Official Hardness-o-Meter π
Reading has not moved since the domain was registered.
π Favorite Things π
- Saying sorry to inanimate objects
- Fluffy blankets and other soft-adjacent domain names
- Agreeing with whoever spoke last
- Soft pretzels (his people, culturally)
- Crying (a little) at dog food commercials
- Being roasted on a website he did not ask for
π΅ Current Mood π΅
βοΈ Extremely soft, extremely fine with it βοΈ
"I'm not soft, I'm just... considerate" - Leonhard, definitely
Since: The domain was purchased as a joke
β οΈ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS β οΈ
This site is π§Έ UNDER CONSTRUCTION π§Έ
(gently, and with a lot of apologizing to the construction workers)